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Dear Howard Melworm,

Roy Dudley here. Could you please direct me to the appropriate individual in charge of new- and installed-base marketing and new business development?

We would like to present a series of packaged, turnkey templates and project models used successfully at PeopleSoft, Clarify, Siebel, IBM, Sun Micro and Baan -- all geared toward marketing in a down economy.

(We never heard of Howard Melworm.)